I'm the star of the movie, my name's up in lights
Got a black belt in karate and I know my rights
I ride my motor scooter standin' on my head
I'll be laughin' at my lies long after I'm dead

I'm the King of Creation, a demon possessed
The cream of the crop, the best of the best
I'm bigger than a bread box, I'm the cat's pajamas
I do as I please, I trash talk yo' mama

The style that I'm wearin' you'll be wearin' tomorrow
I'm the Fortune 500 -- I lend, I don't borrow
A news van follows me to get their next story
When I die I'll go to Heaven in a blaze of glory

I'm the King of Creation, the Queen of the West
I smoke the kind of cigarette that I like the best
I do as I please, I trash talk yo' mama
I'm bigger than a breadbox, I'm the cat's pajamas